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— Forest Meadow


The process:
1. Transcribe the titles of all the DVDs/Blu-rays in the household’s collection
2. Use a list randomizer
3. Identify anagrams of words 5 letters or greater
4. Randomize words again
5. Excise chosen odd-numbered syllables (e.g., first, third, fifth)
6. Remove banal movie words and proper names
7. Construct phrases from the resulting words
8. Rewrite phrases as pseudo-poetic verses
9. Edit for brevity, Lilliputian length!